“while partying with #fraternity #bros, someone suggested a contest to see who could #ejaculate the farthest. each of the five of us took our turns in a tiled #shower room. surprisingly, the least endowed among us won!” - anon
ed-money: I’ve had this incredible #crush on one of my #frat #brothers since 2010. The #bromance was the craziest thing. I would sleep over his house and we called each other sweethearts. One time we went on #ChatRoullete looking at creeps and he laid on top of me. [It] was so awkward yet amazing feeling his soft #penis between my #buttocks. We never did anything, but after that night I began come to him stronger. I was too shy to make a move on him.
“Tyrone Shoelaces @SlabBaconBP - Frat boys never wear their baseball caps straight because they don’t want to have to take it off when they blow each other.”
come on now, #bros deserve good-natured fun-poking too… #topher ;)